Ritalin and GummyBears

Hamburger horrors

Dear Rumbellers,

I am one of you. I laugh with you, love with you, and squee uncontrollably at all Rumbelle scenes with you… but please, for the love of mike, stop posting pictures of your hamburgers… because unless it’s a McDonald’s commercial screen grab, chances are your picture looks like gray bleeding brain matter tucked between an old man’s wrinkled butt cheeks. And then it’s no longer an homage to Rumbelle. It’s just gross.

…and I’m pretty sure some of you have food poisoning now.

Sincerely,

Dearie/Rumbeller 452

So…

I just saw the Promo pics,

and this crazy

but let’s skip to “The Crocodile” ep.

THIS Sunday, maybe?

Respectfully,

Devoted Rumbeller OUAT Fan

Rumbelle Theory

So, in the promo pic for “The Crocodile”, where Belle is wearing an adorable blouse and holding up some keys with a smirk on her face, at first I thought “GOLD IS GOING TO TEACH HER HOW TO DRIVE DSLFJSDLJFLSKDJGFSDKLFJSDL!” But the more I thought about it, and saw the pictures of her snooping around the abandoned library, I could totally see them sort of re-enact a scene similar to the one in the Disney B&TB where Beast GIVES HER A LIBRARY to apologize.

THEORY: Obviously Rumple, Charming, and Red are going to be teaming up to locate Belle; so let’s say Rumple over-reacts when they find the culprit (nearly resulting in  maiming, murdering, mayhem… and GODS WILLING a scaley Rumple flip-out attack), he gets a severe slap on the wrist from Belle, and to make up for his Monstrous tendencies… he totally buys the Library and hands her the keys as a bribe a present of love a love bribe. And Belle shall have the job of town librarian, and basically get the low down on EVERYTHING because she has fairytales, world histories, and “Shades Of Grey” now at her disposal!

Get her a Library, Gold. Bitches LOVE Libraries!

Why the Enchanted Forest is Intact

Do you suppose Rumple left the EF intact to keep the ogres from crossing over to the new world? Perhaps they would prove to be too destructive as the curse wore off, and he didn’t want them mucking anything up, especially in his more vulnerable state. And of course the queen would agree to this; apparently Ogres are one of the most feared of mystical creatures in FTL.