November292012

The twins, rocking the floofy Mr. Gold Hair.

(Source: bloodyhell-hermione, via surely-heaven-waits-for-you)

November282012

Hamburger horrors

Dear Rumbellers,

I am one of you. I laugh with you, love with you, and squee uncontrollably at all Rumbelle scenes with you… but please, for the love of mike, stop posting pictures of your hamburgers… because unless it’s a McDonald’s commercial screen grab, chances are your picture looks like gray bleeding brain matter tucked between an old man’s wrinkled butt cheeks. And then it’s no longer an homage to Rumbelle. It’s just gross.

…and I’m pretty sure some of you have food poisoning now.

Sincerely,

Dearie/Rumbeller 452

November112012

I Love You Belle, But...

  • BELLE: Trust me Red. I'm sort of an expert when it comes to rehabilitation.
  • ME: ...um... right. So tell me, how is your boyfriend coming along? Still a psychotic magic user?
  • ME: Oh wait, he's NOT your boyfriend anymore, because you just walked away, giving up on him...for the second time.
  • ME: You rememeber, when you where in the mines with your dad... who is still probably nursing wounds from his near-death beating by Mr. Gold... which you don't even KNOW about because you haven't gotten over yourself enough to catch up with the father that you were willing to sacrifice your freedom for, despite his momentary turrets of doucheyness.
  • BELLE: ...
  • RED: ...
  • ME: ...Oh don't mind me... just playing a bit o Devil's Advocate.
  • GOLD: *bursts in* ...BELLE... SEXY LIBRARIAN OUTFIT... CHAINS... WHERE??????
November62012
Inspired by Moonshade’s “The Siren” drabble. It’s wonderful. Read it! http://jwtroemner.tumblr.com/post/18937589019/fanfic-the-siren

Inspired by Moonshade’s “The Siren” drabble. It’s wonderful. Read it! http://jwtroemner.tumblr.com/post/18937589019/fanfic-the-siren

October212012

Rumple and Belle TOTALLY CANON SEX

  • Me: Soooooooo when Belle woke up from her sexy nightmare...
  • Me2: Yeah...
  • Me: ...and she was wearing sexy lingerie...
  • Me2: Uh-huh...
  • Me: ...and then she looked to the other side of the bed to see that it was empty...
  • Me2: Yes?
  • Me: And then she looks for that "missing person/thing" and it turns out to be Rumple...
  • Me2: Your point?
  • Me: ... Well, I just think it's safe to assume that the writers are acknowledging the fact that RUMPLE'S BEEN GIVING BELLE THE SEX. IT IS CANON FER REALZ; BOO-YAH!!! XD
  • Me2: ...
  • Me: :D
  • Me2: ...Or they could be cuddling every night. Without sex.
  • Me: D: ...*thinks about it*... that is kinda d'awwwww
  • Me2: Right?
  • Me: BUT NO. Theys been gitten it ON!
  • Me2: *watches episode again*... yeah. They so have been.
  • Me: I NOW, RIGHT?????
October172012
nothingeverlost:

thestraggletag:

nothingeverlost:

LOOK WHAT I HAVE!!!!! LOOK WHAT BLOODYDEATH11 MADE ME BECAUSE SHE’S SO AWESOME AND EVERYTHING!!!
THIS IS THE BEST ‘THIS’ ICON THAT THERE EVER WAS!!!!
I HAVE MY OWN THIS ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

… my loins are simmering with jealousy. It’s a compliment.

I just sit and watch it over and over again.  It’s like he’s talking just to me.

I’m sorry, but his lips Toooootally look like they are say a very grand “BITCH”. Someone…please someone change the sub! I WANT SASSY RUM!!!!

nothingeverlost:

thestraggletag:

nothingeverlost:

LOOK WHAT I HAVE!!!!! LOOK WHAT BLOODYDEATH11 MADE ME BECAUSE SHE’S SO AWESOME AND EVERYTHING!!!

THIS IS THE BEST ‘THIS’ ICON THAT THERE EVER WAS!!!!

I HAVE MY OWN THIS ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

… my loins are simmering with jealousy. It’s a compliment.

I just sit and watch it over and over again.  It’s like he’s talking just to me.

I’m sorry, but his lips Toooootally look like they are say a very grand “BITCH”. Someone…please someone change the sub! I WANT SASSY RUM!!!!

October122012

So…

I just saw the Promo pics,

and this crazy

but let’s skip to “The Crocodile” ep.

THIS Sunday, maybe?

Respectfully,

Devoted Rumbeller OUAT Fan

October102012

Rumbelle Theory

So, in the promo pic for “The Crocodile”, where Belle is wearing an adorable blouse and holding up some keys with a smirk on her face, at first I thought “GOLD IS GOING TO TEACH HER HOW TO DRIVE DSLFJSDLJFLSKDJGFSDKLFJSDL!” But the more I thought about it, and saw the pictures of her snooping around the abandoned library, I could totally see them sort of re-enact a scene similar to the one in the Disney B&TB where Beast GIVES HER A LIBRARY to apologize.

THEORY: Obviously Rumple, Charming, and Red are going to be teaming up to locate Belle; so let’s say Rumple over-reacts when they find the culprit (nearly resulting in  maiming, murdering, mayhem… and GODS WILLING a scaley Rumple flip-out attack), he gets a severe slap on the wrist from Belle, and to make up for his Monstrous tendencies… he totally buys the Library and hands her the keys as a bribe a present of love a love bribe. And Belle shall have the job of town librarian, and basically get the low down on EVERYTHING because she has fairytales, world histories, and “Shades Of Grey” now at her disposal!

Get her a Library, Gold. Bitches LOVE Libraries!

October92012

Why the Enchanted Forest is Intact

Do you suppose Rumple left the EF intact to keep the ogres from crossing over to the new world? Perhaps they would prove to be too destructive as the curse wore off, and he didn’t want them mucking anything up, especially in his more vulnerable state. And of course the queen would agree to this; apparently Ogres are one of the most feared of mystical creatures in FTL.

5PM

Regina and Rum's First Meeting...

  • REGINA: *giggle* Why you are just ADORABLE! Look at your wee little high heels and bug-eyes! What are you???
  • RUMPELSTILTSKIN: What? WHAT? How rude: I am not a WHAT...
  • REGINA: Oh, I'm terribly-
  • RUMPELSTILTSKIN: And furthermore, I am NOT adorable either! Just for that, I shall spill some exposition about holding you as a baby in my arms, all the whilst staring at your rack creepily!
  • REGINA: ...
  • RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Who's adorable now?
  • REGINA: Clearly nobody in this room.
  • RUMPELSTILTSKIN: And don't you f***ing forget it, dearie!
  • ME: omg I love the awkwardness of this scene...
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